Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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