and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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