I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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