is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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