She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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