i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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