Nicole vs. Life
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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