I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I woke up under a house in Key West
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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