is your mom at the bar?
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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