You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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