I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
