Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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