and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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