That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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