Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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