Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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