on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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