We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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