if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He is an equal opportunity slut.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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