I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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