There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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