For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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