yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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