bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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