so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We have so much sex to catch up on
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
