I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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