sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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