i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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