dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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