I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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