After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My liver just had a heart attack.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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