They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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