maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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