what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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