Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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