Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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