Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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