meet me or not, i'm out of control
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
ok first of all what the fuck
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
