she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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