I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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