i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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