She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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