he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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