As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
