So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
