I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
