I think I am morally bankrupt
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
