Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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