It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
