I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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