well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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