And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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